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Thread: A Joke a day..

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    I have a joke about UDP but I cant guarantee that you will get it.
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    this is sadly my joke of the day, not funny for me though Click image for larger version. 

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    a moron backed into my car yesterday, now i normally dont support banning things but this guy needs to be banned for operating his truck in reverse
    Remember Remember The 8th of November, When No One Stood, but Kneel, In Surrender
    In a popular government when the laws have ceased to be executed, as this can come only from the corruption of the republic, the state is already lost. Montesquieu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draco View Post
    ....this guy needs to be banned.....
    Sorry to see this ... but guy needs to be bombed not banned IMHO Click image for larger version. 

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    Cheers
    Last edited by catalanjo; 02-25-2016 at 04:58.

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    Let me know if you dont get my TCP joke, I will send it again.
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    Packet in dnar!
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    I have a photographic memory that has never been developed.
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    If you dont pay your excorsist, you might be reposessed.
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    www.laserspacecannon.com/ ..Yeeah, if that 'Red' (at Least..) isn't photo-phaked, I'll eat my socks... Just too bad that these jokers will probably be the ones 'laughing all the way to the bank'..
    ....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dsli_jon View Post
    www.laserspacecannon.com/ ..Yeeah, if that 'Red' (at Least..) isn't photo-phaked, I'll eat my socks... Just too bad that these jokers will probably be the ones 'laughing all the way to the bank'..
    That red was definitely "real" . I wonder if this product will actually make its way out to the world. With such a high power beam, I am curious what the FAA will have to say about it.
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    I have the same questions about that, i wonder if they would consider it the same as a arc type search light that annoying churches and car dealerships tend to rent out, and what if a bat or bird flew into the path, all of a sudden you see a big flash of fire and a fully cooked meal falls to your feet, now that's my idea of fast food!
    god i would hope they would get FAA clearance before using that thing, that's a tool any supper villain would want, heck with world domination, just burn an obscene image on surface of the moon. now to just figure out how I can get my army of toads to take control of it! MMMMuuuhhhhaaaaa!!!
    Remember Remember The 8th of November, When No One Stood, but Kneel, In Surrender
    In a popular government when the laws have ceased to be executed, as this can come only from the corruption of the republic, the state is already lost. Montesquieu

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