A Joke a day..

**VDX** · 03-03-2016, 02:52

... could be worth to check, how bright the combined beam of 1000 'legal' 1mW-pointers in a dense grid will shine ... should be legal too ;-)

Maybe this is the trick?

Viktor

**dnar** · 04-06-2016, 18:25

This one made me laugh today.

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**dnar** · 04-07-2016, 05:12

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Is this too rude?

**dnar** · 04-07-2016, 05:24

A linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy.

"ephedrine?"
"I can't serve you that."
"sudo ephedrine?"
"There you go"

**buffo** · 04-10-2016, 13:19

I've been trying the "sudo make me a sandwich" thing on my wife for years... So far it hasn't worked. (Guess she was raised on VMS and not Unix...)

Adam

**absolom7691** · 04-11-2016, 23:33

Originally Posted by buffo

I've been trying the "sudo make me a sandwich" thing on my wife for years... So far it hasn't worked. (Guess she was raised on VMS and not Unix...)

Adam

Maybe you aren't in the sudoers file??

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Retardo, come back to us. This always puts a smile on my face and I think it needs another round of recognition!