LOL!Originally Posted by Doc
Genitalia is not an Italian Airline.
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LOL!
Genitalia is not an Italian Airline.
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An empty labby housing walks into a dentist.
"Hey, I don't seem to work. Do you think you might be able to take a look at me?"
After half an hour of digging, and nothing in particular happening, the dentist says:
"Well, I can't see the issue, but you certainly don't have any cavities!"
(OK, that was just terrible)
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hey, come on. it's not that bad!!
"its called character briggs..."
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My Grandad just said "Manchester United will win the title this year"
I said "Tell me something I don't know"
He said, "Your nana's arse can take a whole fist"
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Recklessly interfering with Darwin’s natural selection process, thereby extending the life cycle of dim-witted ignorami; thus perpetuating and magnifying the danger to us all, by enabling them to breed and walk amongst us, our children and loved ones.
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Eeweeee..........
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Our sex life was becoming boring, so I bought her a dildo shaped like a carrot.
Quite apt really; her muff looks like a donkey's mouth.
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The Health and Safety Act 1971
Recklessly interfering with Darwin’s natural selection process, thereby extending the life cycle of dim-witted ignorami; thus perpetuating and magnifying the danger to us all, by enabling them to breed and walk amongst us, our children and loved ones.
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Ewe....
I said to my wife the other day, "why is it you never let me know when you climax"?
Her reply? "Your never here when I have one".... Ouch, that hurt.
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One I read in the latest Viz annual the other night - very wrong but very funny
'last night I had a wank over my ex.
shes a heavy sleeper and I still have a key'
Rob
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