Man goes to jail for some burglary and the prison officers decide to put him in a cell with the hardest guy on the block.
One night the hard man said (big husky voice) " I wanna play a game"
The recently convicted burglar looked shocked and said "what kind of game" to which the hard guy replied (big husky voice) "I wanna play Mummies and Daddies".
The hard guy then said "Who do you wanna be, Mummy or Daddy?"
The burglar thought quickly about the consequences of being the Mummy and said desperately "I want to be the Daddy"....
The hard guy walked over to wear the bulgur was crouching and said "Suck Mummies cock!"
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