joke - Fake scratch cards

wind the misses up ;)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...=STRK:MEWNX:IT

I'd much prefer to keep my spuds in their bag ta!

how about winding the mate / prospective bed partner up

http://www.gadgetlink.co.uk/shopexd.asp?id=211