Goodnite Mr Bloaty! I hand you the bag...
Sweet dreams of your goats (or whatever you shag.. ;)
Twas fun for a moment,
but now you're the bore...
and I've miles to row before getting ashore... :cool:
ciao
j
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Goodnite Mr Bloaty! I hand you the bag...
Sweet dreams of your goats (or whatever you shag.. ;)
Twas fun for a moment,
but now you're the bore...
and I've miles to row before getting ashore... :cool:
ciao
j
This place is over run with crack cocaine addicts this week.
John's right about all save the goats
He'd know, he loves sailors and boats
With eyes moist with dew
I'll bid you adieu
Your mom says "hello" and I quote.
Tell my Mum I said 'Hi'...as She's cutting your throat! >:)
..and - Wow - I was right about you and the goat?!! :p
Well, don't worry Bloats, we'll save your love-goats
...then boil 'em right up until the head floats
I'll ship you the kettle, to your house on the moats,
where you and 'manuela' spend sowing your oats... :p
...And you go ahead and keep all the boats,
and sailors and tailors and Jerry San...Doh!
I'll be with my-Grrl, for whom-only I dote...
..She wouldn't do-you either- and that's all she wrote!
Yes, Bloated codfish, please bid-us adieu!
seems no one much cares for your driveling stew
nor do we need more freeloader spew
12-posts and you offer little...val-ue. ...whew!
(...and at least I know who my Mom-is...*and* my Dad..... :p
There once was a user called Norty
Who wasn't much good at limericks'(y)
So f**k you all
I'm off
For a beer
P.S. all your limericks are belong to us! :p
Quote:
Originally Posted by dnar
Yeah... but you gotta admit.... this part is some funny shit. :D
(Hey! I rhymed!)
Good Lord, my ulcer's turned gastric
the limericks are flowing like mastic
this section is new but baby who knew
that this one would turn out fantastic
I've never seen PL this gritty
although it be slightly witty
to rhyme and fun shit
and throw 'round some wit
the crackheaded theory seems fitty ..
It's a pity you feel that it's shittyQuote:
Originally Posted by steve-o
I had fun writing that ditty
but if whitty is shitty
and shitty is whitty
I'll back off and go fondle a titty
I come back here with black eyesQuote:
Originally Posted by Doc
so I'll give a quick word for the wise
if you're going for tit
you'd better be quick
or she'll cave in your head with her thighs