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2012 Predictions List
Ok I'll Start, these things will come true before 1-1-2013
1-Full disclosure that ET's have visited or have been living u mung us for a long time
2-Currencies will cease to exist because we will all be chipped or dead
3-Laserist for the most part will still be broke and vag burners will be standard equipment for dj's
Pat B
laserman532 on ebay
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt & selling it in a garage sale.
Jr. Woodchuckington Janitor III, Esq.
swamidog will be bitten by a radioactive monkey. hilarious hijinks will follow.
Originally Posted by Laserman532
suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
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laser induced Hydrogen-helium fusion will be a reality, and the energy demands of the world (for now) will be solved
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I will still have boxes full of laser related junk!
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Not content with only charging 800% tax for the purchase of hydrocarbon fuels and for those reckless people amongs us that decide to use said fuel as fuel; the additional tax charge per gram of carbon released in the combustion process; the world's governments will realise that the above process also releases water in to our environment.
Due to the very real threat of rising sea levels (caused by insufficient taxes), a water release tax will also be levied against reckless polution causing consumers (well, anybody with money really).
By 2013 nobody will be able to drive anywhere and hydrocarbon fuel use will cease completely.
By 2014 "scientists" under the employment of government agencies will "discover" that the Earth's temperature increase was caused by a natural cycle that has happened over and over again for millions of years (although this discovery will be new and not related to the existing interpretation of this fact).
The world's governments will have no choice but to levy a large monitory tax against mother nature to stop her from recklessly messing about with the thermostat.
As mother nature is skint we will have to cough up the cash.
This tax will be index linked and based on three factors:
If you answer yes to any of the above it is your moral (and legal) duty to cash up, or you will be deemed evil, a bit of an Allen and burned at the stake.
- Do you earn money?
- Have you got any money?
- Do you have any stuff?
Any carbon or water vapour released in this burning will be charged to your next of kin at the going rate.
We have to stop this natural disaster now, the only way we can do this is to give generously to your government.
So come on folks cash up, you know it all makes scientific sense.
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The Health and Safety Act 1971
Recklessly interfering with Darwin’s natural selection process, thereby extending the life cycle of dim-witted ignorami; thus perpetuating and magnifying the danger to us all, by enabling them to breed and walk amongst us, our children and loved ones.
Creaky Old Award Winning Bastard Technologist
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Due to the very real threat of rising sea levels (caused by insufficient taxes), a water release tax will also be levied against reckless polution causing consumers (well, anybody with money really).
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http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
Afterword
The president after Obama likes Broadway Shows, is given a old DVD, belives "Urinetown" was a prophecy on DHMO and starts charging for DHMO emission by the pi$$.
Steve
Qui habet Christos, habet Vitam!
I should have rented the space under my name for advertising.
When I still could have...
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^^^ Now *that* is funny! ^^^
I have forwarded the MSD sheet to our materials admin, he is an intelligent guy, lets see if he figures it out.
Doc's website
The Health and Safety Act 1971
Recklessly interfering with Darwin’s natural selection process, thereby extending the life cycle of dim-witted ignorami; thus perpetuating and magnifying the danger to us all, by enabling them to breed and walk amongst us, our children and loved ones.
el gringo loco
...will STILL have not sold our 171 Ar, even with a 'BIN' of $0.99...
...and Led Zeppelin will have 'lasted 8 years'...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0fqgq6ZMZY
(...Boy, you can sure turn-up some 'gems' on 'the Tube', eh?
"... the Led what?..."
j
....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...
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Does that include shipping?...will STILL have not sold our 171 Ar, even with a 'BIN' of $0.99...
el gringo loco
..Ah-HAH! ...So YOU're the one!!Does that include shipping?
(kidding)
cheers..
j
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