Pah !
With my Light Sabre I shall fear no Crowdsaurus even if it is accompanied by a DutchyOrangeyChickasaurus.
The Sun article actually claims "It will blind permanently and instantly and set fire quickly to skin and other body parts" but they don't specify exactly which body parts.
Hmmm..... Could there be a type of fetish that I haven't heard about?
...well, you just be careful not to lop-off any reeealy important protrusions, there.....
...like your nose, for example.... (...you wouldn't want that avatar to end-up being a 'self-portrait', right?
Blue Responsibly.™ ...(hey that's pretty-good!)
cheers...
j
EDIT: - HAH - 'Post 1024'... I wonder if my 532nd post is all green, now?
....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...