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    Quote Originally Posted by aijii View Post

    Do you have a similar product for men ?
    LMAO!
    You owe me a new 21" LCD flat panel. It's now covered in beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aijii View Post
    Poor dave.
    I dont think we need to know!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aijii View Post
    information request sent.

    I'm interested in purchasing one of these units for my practice. Could you please provide me some more information ? Do you have brochures and also a price including shipping to Melbourne, Australia ?


    Dr Adrian Pastrami."
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    I think that there could be a few married women who would want regular treatment every 3 months

    al-has-hair quoted on there web site ...
    Can need 6 to 12 weeks to recover, during that time, sexual
    Penetration is forbidden.



    also from my experience many years ago ( make that lots of years ) having sex with a Virgin was not one of my most pleasent experiences .... the pain ... the blood .... the tears ...


    but then again Donkeys and sheep do tend to recover emotionaly far quicker than us humans

    all the best ...

    Karl

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    hehe. Them whack Chinese!

    They forgot to mention "cures erection problems".

    This they do, I was cured today after watching a few vids of the 2010 Jarre world tour!
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    Can need 6 to 12 weeks to recover, during that time, sexual
    Penetration is forbidden.

    That my friend is STANDARD practice when under-going the virginity restoration process!

    I myself are no longer a virgin, but I still have the box it came in.
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    Our take on this virginity laser:

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    edit: i have no idea why the fuck this came out upside down, the original is the right way up. I probably retarded up somewhere along the way, i tend to suck at the internet sometimes.
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    Think about this, can you imagine the procedure itself?


    1. Ah, welcome to Dr Chan's laser re-sleeve clinic.
    2. Pwease lay down.
    3. Pwease wemove under garments.
    4. Pwease spwead your wegs.
    5. Pwease put these safety googles on, they good quality, we get from deal extweme.
    6. This not hurt much.
    7. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh!
    8. Try not to do jiggy jiggy until bweeding stop.
    9. Fank you for coming to Dr Chan's, we wuv you long time.
    10. Here, have compwementawy furtune cookie.
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    Dr Ivanna Titan
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    Quote Originally Posted by dnar View Post
    Think about this, can you imagine the procedure itself?


    1. Ah, welcome to Dr Chan's laser re-sleeve clinic.
    2. Pwease lay down.
    3. Pwease wemove under garments.
    4. Pwease spwead your wegs.
    5. Pwease put these safety googles on, they good quality, we get from deal extweme.
    6. This not hurt much.
    7. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh!
    8. Try not to do jiggy jiggy until bweeding stop.
    9. Fank you for coming to Dr Chan's, we wuv you long time.
    10. Here, have compwementawy furtune cookie.
    you need to change every "L" to an "R"

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