I've been working on a scan mangler based on surplus x86 cache chips. NTSC in, whatever you want out. Looks like it would come in around $200. Since I now have AOD driver to test it with, might move up in the project queue. I also have an evil hack for the polygon to multiply the lines per facet, but it is tweaky and so I'm not sure it will be worthwhile for anyone else. Sometimes an image defect looks like a special effect... and the jet engine sounds of the mirror spinning up are cool.