UKLEM-10 - Surfleet, South Lincolnshire 1-2-3rd of April 2011

[andy_con]

Erm,

I might have something else on that weekend that does not involve a load of men, in a village hall talking about buttplugs.

I mean, I moved from Brighton to Scotland to get away from that sort of thing you know.

Question is, can I get my money back or am I now paying for such depravity ?

Perhaps I'll just borrow father in laws shotgun. (not to fire, just to shotgun whip)

There better be some photons at this thing.. it's all a guise ? LEM is a accronym for "Large (or perhaps little) Erection Meeting"?

You dirty bastards.

theres loads of lasers dont worry, its just when the doors are locked and the lights are out you need to worry

[gashead]

theres loads of lasers dont worry, its just when the doors are locked and the lights are out you need to worry

Mummy style sleeping bag in order then.

[smogthemog]

Nige, what is your avatar all about??

Oh, and maybe a can of pepper spray may come in handy, or a taser maybe

[gashead]

Nige, what is your avatar all about??

Glad you asked, begin wonders of New Zealand lesson 101:

Everyone has Lasers (or related) as their avatar around here, there are only a few exceptions to that rule and I'm one of them.

It's a Kea, which is a NZ native Parrot.

Kea's are little fuckers and left alone can strip a car of it's wipers / windscreen etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxoCuRuHlt8

Oh, and maybe a can of pepper spray may come in handy, or a taser maybe

Sorted, http://www.personalarms.com/taser/m26c.htm

But will it arrive in time ?



Nige.

[tonyaztec]

Guys, your starting to worry me now, Im thinking of coming to my first LEM as a virgin, Im not sure weather to bring laser related items or Vaseline and some ice. What the hell Ill pay my £30 and take my chance. looking forward to it.

Tony

[soforene]

...What the hell Ill pay my £30 and take my chance...

Atta Boy !!

You'll get to see some things you've never seen before and experience some crazy new shit.

[andy_con]

atta boy !!

you'll get to see some things you've never seen before and experience some crazy new shit.

pmsl .

[tonyaztec]

Looking forward to it, the wife keeps trying to get rid of me. I think the milk bill is due that week

[smogthemog]

Excellent

We will soon take over the worlddddddd

I am pretty sure all these new people coming will love it. It certainly is a mega weekend!

First page of this thread has been updated to suit.

[hobbybob]

Man! Really looking forward to meeting all these new people from all over Brittain!
Just a little over a month away, reminds me of booking the ferry ;-)