This prohibition has now driven the whole scene under ground. The mob has taken control and is now holding 'peekeasy' whitelighting shows under ground. Special government task forces are now seeking out and rading these secret 'beamshine' parties. A spokesman for the French 'Ministry of Cheese, Lasers and Explosives' described these so called 'beamshiners' as 'very silly types', he went on to say that beamshine is known to cause blindness and in unfavourable conditions; the destruction of entire cities.
We asked about regulation, monitoring and control but unfortunately there were rumors of a delivery of English onions at Calais, so he to rush away to join the Euro Tunnel blockade line riot.
Probably.