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    Default Bored - check this out !!

    Go to google maps !

    get directions ... from japan to china !

    yeah , i know ...just do it !

    Check out direction number 43 !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasermad View Post
    Check out direction number 43 !
    So??? it's *only* 782km, what's the big deal??? (...there's always shea-butter for chafing, you know...)

    Edit: you know, the more I thought about that, the funnier it got... I mean, what - you'd have to face (at least...):

    - Massive waves / swells / wind (and that's *if* there were no white-squalls, to-boot...)
    - Sharks (and probably some giant man-eating squid...
    - Freighters / other Mammoth ships, that would have no idea whatsoever that they just ran you over like a gnat...
    - Harpoon-chucking Whalers and other likely-hostile boaters / Pirates...
    - Chinese Navy / Coast Guard/Border Patrol, etc, likely thinking you were some inbound terrorist with a suitcase nuke...
    - and unless you plan on packing an extra 6 tanks of gas.... it'd be a rather long-paddle, after you ran-dry in about 120km, right???

    Oi!!!

    thx for the chuckle, m8...
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    You could always walk that part of the journey if you had a decent snorkel

    Second thoughts; they do have a bit of a jellyfish problem in that neck of the woods.
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    at least its suggesting a powered method. Try China to United States, steps 93 and 104 sound fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by haymaker View Post
    Try China to United States, steps 93 and 104 sound fun.
    Hah! Yeah, sure! ...just gotta grab my paddle and some plutonium, be right back...

    ...just don't let 'Forrest' see this route...

    cheers..
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    You just need the right car. Classic VW bugs float rather well.
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    This route has tolls. - more info
    This route includes a ferry.

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