Mega RGB via KTP / Dye / 445... Discuss...

[platinum]

Reading this thread keeps reminding me of the Elmer Fudd vs. Bugs Bunny rap battle on Robot Chicken.

-Jonathan

[Banthai]

You sussed me Jon

Yep it was done in Doctor Evil styleee

even though many say that i more resemble Austin Powers ...

by the way ..... sorry to divert your rather technical thread ....

i think we need another thread offspring to continue the wonderful PL Rap
come on Doc ... your a man or the decks ... you must have some more Rhyme up your sleaves ...... whers ol soffee boy when you need him








all the best ....

Karl

[mixedgas]

I can't write rap to save my life, but here goes:


Replaced the LAM, got a new SAM, installed the OC
KTP, You empty my wallet for me!
30 watts of green and how!
I gotz me this bright lamp now!
Its filled with krypton and wow!
It pumps my long rod,
Makes the audiences say OMG!

Steve

(LAM = long arm mirror, SAM = short arm mirror, on a v-fold)

[goninanbl00d]

I can't write rap to save my life, but here goes:


Replaced the LAM, got a new SAM, installed the OC
KTP, You empty my wallet for me!
30 watts of green and how!
I gotz me this bright lamp now!
Its filled with krypton and wow!
It pumps my long rod,
Makes the audiences say OMG!

Steve

(LAM = long arm mirror, SAM = short arm mirror, on a v-fold)

I likes. It's good.

[Laserman532]

I'm a pro DJ and my lights be a blinkin
I stroll this town in my 87 Lincoln.
I picked up a burner and damn it was a stinkin
I pulled out the warts and then began a eatin.

I totally thought my shit was so phat
unfortunately i never heard of that dude named pat
tried to fool the old man sayin the scope was done
he kept his thoughts to his self and only said son...

"Ive seen every vag burner that has ever done"
"this is the biggest piece of shit located under our sun"
"put it in public, you're sure to cause a wreck"
"if I ever hear of you doin that, i'll shit down your neck"

"you probed me for info, and fooled me thats true"
"i guess my only response at this point is fuck you"
"keep one thing in mind before you throw that switch"
"I'll tear you a new asshole you son of a bitch"

(scratch, scratch, scratch,)

"Yo, yo, yo, I forgot i had one thing to add"
"be a fucking man and quit mooching off of your dad"

[sugeek]

Yep we should do a Pro..D..J..A.. Rap .....

I got me a Lazer ....
it comes wiiv a Hazer
Its special like me ....
watch out for UV

just look at me scope ...
its made from old rope ....
duct tape n shit ....
it once burnt a clit ...

I thought I'd be a hit,
my scope I thought was fit,
but when I showed you it dawg,
you called me as a tit.......

I got a laser
It is brighter than yours, see?
people give me shit.

It has cut some clits
but I scan my audience
F D A Screw you

{scratch-scratch-scratch} back to you DJ PL Rap.....

...but I'm here 2 tell u now
DJA gun' sho u how
ucanbe to-tal-ee fake
still sell an git sum cake!
all u needz' sum dye
an'an attitude so high
a pixure wit yo '9'
a sillystupid rhyme HOOOoo!
Pwnin' EffDeeAy
an da CeDeAr8ch hey HOOOoo!
u' den be da king
uh'yo self-infla-ted bling
no mattuh wat dey say
I'right anyway SUKUHZ!

Yo, dawgy's got da best toy, but please don't you tell your momma
it won't just smoke your vest boy, it'll cook your melanoma
if your girlfriend's vadge is worty, you can blast it up her vulva
it'll burn your testi's nest boy, and light up my revolver

BREAK it DOWN!

I tell you it aint no jest jest boy, my scope has had its hay day
now doin' time I do say, my big fat cellmate's well gay
my scope you couldn't stump it, but my back he wants to jump it
when big fat Dave wants crumpet, he sticks it up my trumpet ................

My scope she is wicked ... shes 532
she aint no phat diode or casio blue
when she come legal she be my bitch hoe
the CDRH arnt taken her .... yo !

im gonna take her on tour
wiv her nothin is finer
its the nearest im getting
to the smell of Vagina

Replaced the LAM, got a new SAM, installed the OC
KTP, You empty my wallet for me!
30 watts of green and how!
I gotz me this bright lamp now!
Its filled with krypton and wow!
It pumps my long rod,
Makes the audiences say OMG!

I'm a pro DJ and my lights be a blinkin
I stroll this town in my 87 Lincoln.
I picked up a burner and damn it was a stinkin
I pulled out the warts and then began a eatin.

I totally thought my shit was so phat
unfortunately i never heard of that dude named pat
tried to fool the old man sayin the scope was done
he kept his thoughts to his self and only said son...

"Ive seen every vag burner that has ever done"
"this is the biggest piece of shit located under our sun"
"put it in public, you're sure to cause a wreck"
"if I ever hear of you doin that, i'll shit down your neck"

"you probed me for info, and fooled me thats true"
"i guess my only response at this point is fuck you"
"keep one thing in mind before you throw that switch"
"I'll tear you a new asshole you son of a bitch"

(scratch, scratch, scratch,)

"Yo, yo, yo, I forgot i had one thing to add"
"be a fucking man and quit mooching off of your dad"

bum tish bbum bum tish.......

So here's da funny thing y'all
my scope design was twisted
now I'm fisted in the ring hole
as big fat Dave insited

I pleaded for my phone call
to ask for some assistance
I got that call but wait y'all
that voice was not my sister's

It was nasty Nasty P from Lexicon
and much to my disturbance
he laughed at me and said right out
Dave's been paid off well, to give my hole some vengence

Now in my cell I'm dreamin
about big fat Dave n' reamin'
if only I'd fitted an interlock
and summat t' keep the beam in

[dsli_jon]

unfortunately i never heard of that dude named pat

...Thanks, Cap'n *sniff* you and Karl gotta take that on the road, man... I'd love to spit some more verse, but I hear 'grave dancing is bad for yer Karma'

Please continue...
j

[Laserman532]

damn...crickets......

was my spit too gangster? I had more.....but i figured i'd post the mellow stuff first

[mixedgas]

[QUOTE=Laserman532;174881]damn...crickets......

I don't know I've been thinking of changing mine to

Makes the audience yell OMG
(call an ambulance!)

or Makes the audience yell Ouch, Why me?

Steve

[dsli_jon]

...just some 'for-fun', really-rough, 'proof of concept' shots playing-around with the KTP / Dye / 445 "RGB", last-nite... just a *little* too-much red, lol... (was 'only' about 3.8W of it, here... no-time, right now, to do anything 'for-real'.... will keep-posted, if/when...



n-joy...
j