View Poll Results: Punishements for Andy Con

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  • Bring back hanging , or extardite him to country where his balls can be cut off - legally

    5 16.67%
  • Send 61 GHZ signal towards essex to cause his galvos to resonate

    7 23.33%
  • Send him to coventry !!! (Uk term to ignore him)

    3 10.00%
  • Stick two Arctic spyders in his eyes

    2 6.67%
  • Beat him with a frozen chickenand make him live ina country where there is no snow

    9 30.00%
  • Give him a group hug and console the poor wee soul

    14 46.67%
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Thread: Punishment for ANDY CON , his behaviours unacceptable

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    Default Punishment for ANDY CON , his behaviours unacceptable

    Mr Con recently decreed loudly , and the proofs here in these threads


    " I FOOKING HATE LASERS "

    To enter the sanctity of THIS forum and decree such opinions is i feel not
    acceptable , and im dissappointed to see admin has not clubyfoured him
    so it seems we will as a group have to find a suitable punishment
    Last edited by Lasermad; 12-06-2010 at 02:35.
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    Haha... I favour hooking up an argon power supply to his nads and watching 'em light up like Christmas lights

    You're right Paul, such misdemeanours should not go unpunished. There is one other suitable punishment I can think of, especially knowing of Andy's love for his 'boy racer' car... That is confiscate his car keys and make him ride around in something suitably 'girly' for a week. That should cure him

    Watcha say Andy, are you going to take the punishment like a man?
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    I like Jems idea. But I would make Andy carry the PSU and fit the HV leads with bulldog clips, so if he dropped it, there would also be the "tearing pain" as well.

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    We'll take him down here, after all it is where Her Majesty sent all convicts.

    We'll be sure to lock up our daughters AND our lasers!
    This space for rent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dnar View Post
    We'll take him down here, after all it is where Her Majesty sent all convicts.

    We'll be sure to lock up our daughters AND our lasers!
    i think your lasers will be safe dont forget he fooking hates them lol!
    When God said “Let there be light” he surely must have meant perfectly coherent light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by badger1666 View Post
    i think your lasers will be safe dont forget he fooking hates them lol!
    Pfff. He may hate them, but he aint called love fingers for nothin!
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    im a little worried everyone seems to be discussing my nuts!

    i hate lasers even more after the weekend, details to be posted in another thread at some point this week
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasermad View Post
    im dissappointed to see admin has not clubyfoured him

    And some characters that will no doubt greatly exceed 15 characters.

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    Give him a group hug and console the poor wee soul
    Come on y'all; we have all been there... We need to show him not all laser are bad... and all that other stuff you are supposed to show victums of tramadic events.
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    hmmm... funny you started this thread paul.
    I am still thinking about a punishment for you for forgetting the mugs for the last UK lem :-)

    My punishment for thou shall be: SNOW in Scotland.... and it worked ;-)
    I didn't fail !
    I just found out 10,000 ways that didn't work.

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