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    Talking Wow what a deal

    I saw this on a site offering good deals for the day. Note the power or the red and green lasers. We are not talking mw or watts even. :-)


    The 7-channel Chauvet Scorpion Storm FX offers DMX-512 control in a red and green laser effect light. The Scorpion Storm FX creates a unique star field effect with numerous patterns and hundreds of beams powered by 30-megawatt green and red laser modules.

    The Scorpion FX offers color selections of red, green, or red and green with strobe control. Dual effect motors control rotation and shutter effects. Operate the Scorpion FX laser's built-in automated and sound-activated programs through master/slave or DMX modes.

    Chauvet has also built in multiple mounting locations for the Scorpion FX light's mounting bracket. All Chauvet Scorpion series lasers comply with FDA/CDRH standards for Class 3R.
    Phillip Porch, MD, FACS

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    30MW, wow, quick call the military.

    Yea, some cube drone entering descriptions that doesn't know that what the spell check suggested is preposterous.

    lol

    chad


    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.


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    Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

    "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

    His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

    Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
    This space for rent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dnar View Post
    ..."How many is a brazillion?"
    DUDDUHLUN-TSHHHH!

    ...Oh, and you spelled that wrong, it's "REDRUMsfeld"...

    peas...
    j
    ....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...

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    REDRUMsfeld

    Hilarious. Haven't seen that before.

    "That's odd, usually the blood gets off on the second floor."

    chad


    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.


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    You guys really shouldn't mock this fantastic product until you see it....


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    Mr Evil, so you want to start a pissing contest I see...

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    This space for rent.

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    I hear they just take one of those giant 15 terrawatt lab filling lasers and load it in through the nose of that antanov

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    Maybe you should buy it and then get a lawyer on their case for false advertising.

    "I paid my 50 bucks. I want my megawatts!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dnar View Post
    Mr Evil, so you want to start a pissing contest I see...

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    Oh, I see. But that's just an empty shell. Mine actually has a laser inside.


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