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    Default Dirty old man?

    How many of you here are parents to teens?

    Today I dropped my youngest (16 year old son) at the movies, picking up his new girlfriend in the process. (picking up in the car).

    When I returned home my wife and 20 year old daughter asked "whats she like".

    My response was to the point and factual, "fully built and developed with nice long legs, blond hair and blue eyes, very cute".

    I was accused of being a "dirty old man"!!!!! Hell, I just tell it like it is, and power to my son for scoring such a hot babe!!!! Hell, I could have been more honest stating she was totally rootable!!!!!!

    I don't think I am a dirty old man, rather just a warm blooded male. Does anyone else get this sort of stick from their partners/daughters?
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    It's that politically correct feminist crap. "Womyn must be able to fulfill their feminine and masculine sides, while men must deny their masculine nature." It's the hypocrisy of grrrrl power. Everyone pack your bags, we're goin' on a guilt trip! Your penance is to wear three pink ribbons for a week, go dancing on the weekend and watch Oprah for a month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dnar View Post
    ....My response was to the point and factual, "fully built and developed with nice long legs, blond hair and blue eyes, very cute"...
    Next time just abbreviate your response to "I'd do her !!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by soforene View Post
    Next time just abbreviate your response to "I'd do her !!"
    ..or "7.5>8.0"

    or if you need some alone time and don't mind your balls aching for a while; "I wouldn't climb over her to get to you"
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    although i have no kids of my own, i can feel your worries mate. i told my girlfriend that her 3 year old niece had prettier eyes than her and she wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the evening

    there is nothing wrong with you, it is just that these routines are hardcoded into womens dna, no worries at all!

    don't feel guilty, next time go for soforene's advice, state that you'd do her!! (and stand up to face the music, it will be a good laugh)
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    It turns out that men are much more 'visually' perceptive upon first impressions.

    How well were you suppose to get to know her while on the way to the movies anyways?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Meatball View Post
    ....How well were you suppose to get to know her while on the way to the movies anyways?
    Inciteful probing questions.

    Are you a bit of a go'er, Love?
    Put out on the first date do you?
    Bit of a Dirty Bird are ya?
    Like a portion do ya?
    Not averse to being slipped a length?


    That kind of stuff.


    p.s. Hey dnar, if your missus could see how the "guys" on this forum would have handled it she would reclassify your responses as a Paragon of Virtue !

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    Quote Originally Posted by soforene View Post
    Inciteful probing questions.

    Are you a bit of a go'er, Love?
    Put out on the first date do you?
    Bit of a Dirty Bird are ya?
    Like a portion do ya?
    Not averse to being slipped a length?
    Do you swallow?
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