Dirty old man?

**dnar** · 02-13-2011, 15:15

ROFL at the lot of you!

I was itching to ask my son if he had any protection as they got out of the car, but I knew he wouldn't speak to me again if I had!

Originally Posted by Lasermad

As tjhe father of a daughter

YER WELL OOT OF ORDER

It's Ok old man, so am I. Twin girls in fact. I am glad they have grown up and left home, it got to be very tiring answering the door waving a bowie knife.

**lasersbee** · 02-13-2011, 16:54

Hey dnar...
you have a 16 year old son and a 20 year old daughter.....
And you haven't learnt to keep you masculine thoughts to yourself...

ROFLMAO.... when WILL you learn.... ROFLMAO....

Jerry

**dnar** · 02-13-2011, 16:58

Originally Posted by lasersbee

Hey dnar...
you have a 16 year old son and a 20 year old daughter.....
And you haven't learnt to keep you masculine thoughts to yourself...

ROFLMAO.... when WILL you learn.... ROFLMAO....

Jerry

Well to set the record straight, I have a 16 year old son, 2 x 20 year old daughters, a 26 year old son (to a previous partner) and a 12 month old grand daughter.

As for masculine thoughts, they never stop. Everything else stopped working but not the thoughts! Children are the best contraceptive ever invented.

**dave** · 02-13-2011, 21:21

Thread needs more pictures!

**dnar** · 02-13-2011, 21:48

It's official.

I am not alone.

**lasersbee** · 02-14-2011, 02:30

Originally Posted by dnar

Well to set the record straight, I have a 16 year old son, 2 x 20 year old daughters, a 26 year old son (to a previous partner) and a 12 month old grand daughter.

As for masculine thoughts, they never stop. Everything else stopped working but not the thoughts! Children are the best contraceptive ever invented.

Man.... You HAVE been busy...
Yeah.... it's a lucky thing we still have our masculine thoughts...

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Jerry

**masterpj** · 02-14-2011, 08:46

Oh dnar... their just woman... you can't help it (hehe)

*runs off before a female comes in to bash me on my head*

**Xytrell** · 02-15-2011, 13:24

When they ask "What's she like," they are referring to her personality. You're evidently supposed to be able to judge someone's entire character from the few moments you spent with her.

**norty303** · 02-15-2011, 15:28

How are you supposed to focus on her personality with the great legs and rack distracting you?

**dnar** · 02-15-2011, 23:19

Oh I wished I was 21 again, and knew what I know about women now...

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