Oh,load stones!
MAGNETIC PRECUSION,SHARK REPELENT
You take two load stones (the natrual magnets in nature) They have to be exactly the same size and wait of each other, You clack them togeather repeatedly until your fear of shark attack has cleared your mind. It realy works and I can prove it thair is no sharcks in my house or property, In fact I think it works a lot longer distance than the 150' radius that the sales man said he would garuntee it to be shark free!
W.C. FEILDS said what? or was that Barnem and Baily bros?
BEAMANN (GODSLIGHT SHOWS)