Cussing in the forum

[Phredy1]

Dear Members:

It has been brought to our attention that some individuals throughout the forum have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-members.

Due to complaints received from some members who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-members.

Therefore, a list of 15 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.


Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.


Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.


Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can stay late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?


Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.


Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!


Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.


Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.


Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?


Number 9
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing thread sucks.


Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?


Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues...
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?


Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.


Number 14
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.


Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.



Thank You

[Song]

these are great.

[allthatwhichis]

I have to make a freedom of speech protest...

I don't run off at the mouth cussing much but do enjoy the freedom of being able to express myself as an adult on this great forum and the occasional F Bomb has been needed; not that I can think of a time I needed to say any of the 15 statements you mentioned. We don't have moderators because we are self moderated and that is the say the Janitor likes it. If there are members cussing up a storm they should be addressed individually, not by trying to curb everybody's language. To be honest I can't remember seeing much offensive language going on, and I camp out here more than most. 99% of us are adults, we play with toys that should be for adults only, and we should all beable to handle the occasional F Bomb on a computer monitor. Granted, if someone gets offensive towards someone directly, that conversation should be address individually no matter what language is uses, F Bomb or not.

No offence intended, but I won't follow any rules that are not handed down by the Janitor himself as again, we don't have moderators.

[gottaluvlasers]

^^^ LOL-

Love ya Aaron, but this one flew WAAAAY over your head!

It was a joke post. like the, "what a wife says but what she really means" joke.

No more funky ciggies with that weird tobaccy for you!!!

-Marc

[flecom]

you know that "fu_k the fu_king fu_kers" is a complete sentence? a truly versatile word

[gottaluvlasers]

funny story-

i *honestly* didnt know what fu*k really stood for until about 2 years ago!

D'OH!

-Marc

[flecom]

Fuck is an English word that is generally considered profane which, in its most literal meaning, refers to the act of sexual intercourse. However, by extension it may be used to negatively characterize anything that can be dismissed, disdained, defiled, or destroyed.

"Fuck" can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, command, interjection, noun. It has various metaphorical meanings. The verb "to be fucked" can mean "to be cheated" (e.g., "I got fucked by a scam artist"), or alternatively, to be sexually penetrated. As a noun "a fuck" or "a fucker" may describe a contemptible person. "A fuck" may mean an act of copulation. The word can be used as an interjection, and its participle is sometimes used as a strong emphatic. The verb to fuck may be used transitively or intransitively, and it appears in compounds, including fuck off, fuck up, fuck you, and fuck with. In less explicit usages (but still regarded as vulgar), fuck or fuck with can mean to mess around, or to deal with unfairly or harshly. In a phrase such as "don't give a fuck", the word is the equivalent of "damn", in the sense of something having little value. In "what the fuck?!", it serves merely as an intensive. If something is very abnormal or annoying "this is fucked up!" may be said.

[allthatwhichis]

^^^ LOL-

Love ya Aaron, but this one flew WAAAAY over your head!

It was a joke post. like the, "what a wife says but what she really means" joke.

No more funky ciggies with that weird tobaccy for you!!!

-Marc

I read that beast 4 times and got hot... PM'd the Janitor and everything.

HAHA, very funny muthaf___ka... and Ok, you got me, alright... Ok, alright... that was a good one too, my mouth was open... my mouth was open."

[Stuka]

Great thread - I needed a good laugh!

Here's a little more history:
urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-pluck-yew.htm

: )

[Phredy1]

Aaron: #15! LOL!

Your reply was funnier than the joke! Hahahaha!!!!