LASER SHOW

[maxvideo]

This website has some interesting videos of a different kind of laser show.
Well they use different equipment :lol: to scan their laser beams. 8)
Be sure to click on the streaming video link in the blue section on the right :arrow: side of the page.

http://www.laserattire.com/

[buffo]

Hey Max...

How about a disclaimer that the site is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. (Boss happened to look over just as the home page loaded with the thong-wearing blonde on the top... Yeah, that went over well.)

Adam

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[dave321]

very amusing ! :lol: a novel way to scan the beams :P

[maxvideo]

Hey Max...

How about a disclaimer that the site is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. (Boss happened to look over just as the home page loaded with the thong-wearing blonde on the top... Yeah, that went over well.)

Adam

Its been so long since I had to be politically correct.
Well here goes, this should cover it:

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[marconi]

Nice Text
George Carlin would be proud !!!

[Spec]

HA!

Thats great.

I have a shorter one... However I believe I'm going to use this one from now on

You even got the crunchy frog reference in there... just wow.

[DZ]

One word,

sweeeeet.

I may just have to print that out on a sticky and attach it to my projector.

David