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    ..Seems during my brief absence here on PL I missed some excitement. Anyone want to share? Did he kill someone with a laserscope or something?

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    Haha... Nothing to see here guys... Move on, move on

    Trust me on this one Steve, you really don't want to open that can of worms again ...

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    uhhhh, K . Just morbid curiosity I guess. Teach me to leave, huh. ;/

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    Sorry Steve, didnt mean to upset you. It's just that the last episode became a real trauma for the forum, let's see if I can sum it up....

    1. Guy comes along and announces that he wants to convert a laserscope (which he's already bought) even though he really knows nothing about them

    2. Laser Guru's here offer sage advice and try to be helpful (this is the expidited version of events )

    3. Guy doesn't want to take advice, preferring to do things his own way and p*ss everybody off along the way

    4. Sh*t hits the fan due to Guys inability to listen and think he's always right. Hell, things even start to get dangerous

    5. Our illustrious janitor has to come along, get his mop out and clean up the sh*t

    6. End of story
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    Ok, thanks for sharing that Jem, at least no one got blinded or anything .. right?

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    I think the worst that probably happened was that he surgically castrated himself with said Laserscope and was Cluebyfoured
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    LOL :]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    I think the worst that probably happened was that he surgically castrated himself...
    Sadly, no...

    Steve - basically the guy simply rejected countless man-hours of help and advice - and only from, ya know, THE GUY THAT INVENTED / DESIGNED KTPs FOR laser shows - Sir Pat Bish - and not 'conversions', but the REAL THING, an incredibly-robust and brilliantly-engineered system, designed from the ground-up, for entertainment-shows - Pat *slightly* has a clue - Buuut, 'DJ Toolbag', there, 'knew better'... about *everything*

    ..But I belive the 'death stroke' for him, was not so much his arrogant rejection of good advice - you can't get kicked-off PL for *that* - that happens every day here, lol.. but that he purposely - and admittedly - manipulated, and outright *lied* to the entire PL-community.... And it seemed there was just no 'reforming' him...his 'off-PL' attitude and actions - including showing (albeit, supposedly false ) illegal-fx (like multi-watt face-scanning) on his 'website', reinforced that he was NOT the kind of Member / example of 'how to do it' PL wants to have - bad for PL's rep, bad for the entire industry... but, no - sadly, he did not cauterize himself with his hacked-together 'conversion'...

    ...but he did get sent-off with a nice video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBPm4eSRFkg

    peas..
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    haha yesterday he ordered a lamp from me...im not sure if i want to ship it or refund his money, ill think about it for a while.
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    Been there, done that, got the t-shirt & selling it in a garage sale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laserman532 View Post
    ...im not sure if i want to ship it or refund his money..
    No, DO Ship it!! Just make sure it has a nice thin-coating of dried-spit... or maybe varnish! ...Yeah, a nice layer of clear-coat outta shine that cavity up, just fine... :P

    Lol...
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