...what the fun of them is in the first place? Never having had a laser pointer I couldn't get from the crap counter at a local hardware store, I'm wondering what's the fun of a high power laser pointer? I admit that every time I come across one, I have to shine it at the wall, but the fun is over in 2 minutes for me.
From minutes of exhaustive research I've found this seems to be 95% of what you can do with one: brag. "I popped a balloon 30 feet away!" "'I lit a match at a yard.' 'Oh yeah? I lit a match at 20 feet!'" "Burned through a jewel case *faster* with my new pointer!" "I made a dot at 3000 feet." "Look at my mouth light up green!" "Check out that girl's boobs" (boobs-finder; maybe there's a legitimate use, after all) "Wow, beams off a mirror ball"
Besides pretending I'm using a guidance system on a shoulder-fired missile when I point it at aircraft, burning the neighbors' cat, or melting plastic army men playing "Independence Day," what am I missing? Am I being a facetious jerk in light of the fact that I haven't had a real high powered LP experience?