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    Default So what laser company is going to do this abortion?

    http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/10/7/24...at-gaaaaaaaaah

    I am so embarrassed to be from Miami... this thing is the most hideous thing I've ever seen... its supposed to have lasers...

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    I have no interest in baseball - in fact dont care much for any sport that doesnt have 4 wheels and I opened this link not knowing what it would relate to. I started to read and even clicked the link to see what the new Marlins logo fuss was all about...then read on. Then I barfed my breakfast all over the keyboard.
    If it wasnt so clearly stated as being 100% serious I would check it had not just gone from March to April. This is beyond cheese.
    Do they realise that the players will perform badly with this thing in-situ? Maybe they will avoid the home run so that abomination remains idle!
    Awesome. Thanks for sharing

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    I'm sure that's the same look that some psy-trance parties try and achieve - only with dolphins instead of the marlins
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    I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain.

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    I'm going to have some fun with that and Adobe Fireworks tonight; stand by
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    Grooms is designing a spectacular signature home run feature that will be in the center-field area. Originally from Nashville, Tenn., Grooms now lives in New York. His display will incorporate water, lasers, sound effects and caricatures of Marlins.
    Why did they have to mention that? Makes us southern country folks look bad. Well, maybe bad isn't the right word.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by norty303 View Post
    I'm sure that's the same look that some psy-trance parties try and achieve - only with dolphins instead of the marlins
    The Psytrance version has unicorns so it should be an easy transition.

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    http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3985/laser.gif

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    Quality Doc - Pure qulaity

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    great improvement on the design there doc!

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    LOL, Doc!... brilliant... You'll be sure and 'remember us all' when that thing goes platinum-viral and you start rakin in the megaquid, right?...

    ...btw, I can see where you got the 'Marlin' art... but where'd you get the turd-photo?? Never mind, don't answer that...

    cheers..
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