Limericks at the Expense of Others

[Bloaty]

There once was a lad named PJ,
Whose bullshit caused some to dismay.
Brains were discarded,
It was oh so retarded,
God help us he'll be back in 5 days.

[Bloaty]

Borgqueen was a twittering nit,
whose babbling she offered as wit,
In things electronic
was just as moronic
She just didn't know when to quit.

[Bloaty]

Take heed that these words of rejection
Are really just words of affection
Toxicity purge
gets rid of the urge
To say stupid shit sans reflection

[Bloaty]

There once was a lass named heroic
whose demeanor was so far from stoic
Say something in play
and you'll rue the day
It's enough to make one paranoic.

[Bloaty]

There once was a web site admin
whose view of humanity dimmed
Thank god we've got lasers
(who'll bring the hazer?)
I've got 3 shows that make fun of him.

[Bloaty]

We stay up all night on the forum
Desperately fighting off boredom
of lasers and such
there's really quite much
I guess it's much better than whoredom.

[dsli_jon]

Blimey! It's Bloaty, the limericking wiz!
He bounces and trounces with poetic jizz..
His membership, Junior
(we heard that's not-all...
He's witty, but pity, he'll not last the haul..

...Calling Doc and Banthai!....

[Bloaty]

PL'ers are really lackluster
They seem to have nothing to muster
I think I'll leave here
and go drink a beer
Then continue this long filibuster.

[Bloaty]

john's ersatz poetic retort
Aint worthy of lengthy report
He's sesquipedalian
his punctuation quite alien
If I were his mom I'd abort.

[dsli_jon]

Touché! to the Bloated lim'ricker
He thinks himself quite to be quicker
But whilst yer off farting
We'll just be starting..
To roll when you're piss full of liquor...

..and learn to bloody spell!

..but you get points for sesquipedalian, that was a good one...