So, are you the kind of person who I could ask to do a job for me? I have just bought a small projector with SD card and have discovered that programming a simple message for my projector is much more complicated than I thought it would be. Heck, I can't even seem to find a program that will create an .ild file! I just want "Merry Christmas from the Thai Diner" splashed on a wall. Is that something I could pay someone to do for me?