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  1. 12-22-2011, 00:50 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShortyInCanada View Post
    Why, while reading this, can I not get a definition of "tea bagging" out of mind ?
    Don't want to be mean but...LOL
    At least all my bad luck has been away from my more sensitive parts. (Hand Foot, & Mouth disease for 55 days, $2k auto problems, 2 mortgage payments behind...) But I am feeling some discomfort between the cheeks...
    Thanks for sharing. (Your story ! Not the tea bag mumps.)
    Nah mate, they are too big to tea bag at the moment.

    Hopefully soon the swelling will reduce and dunking in the tea will re-commence.

    No worries on sharing, I'm sure the story raised a few giggles and smiles.. perhaps even some spirits!

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    I feel for ya brother.

    There was this guy at school that got hit in the gonads with a cricket ball. It pushed one back up.

    The school nurse had to massage it for a while, and being young he got a nice hard boner in the process.

    The nurse hit his jolly roger with a cold spoon so it would go down.

    From that day on, we called him Spoon.
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    Hey Nige
    Thoughts are with u mate...not pleasant at all!


    Oh and if u think it's bad in the Nhs now ...just give it a year, trust me it will get worse!

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    Yikes around the middle of the story the worry here was brewing, glad it seems to be ok for you. Drink up, merry Christmas or whatever you enjoy

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    All seems to be well, Antibiotics appear to be working and I'm back at work this morning!! Not many in.. should be a quiet day.. I might go and hide in the computer room where hopefully no one will bother me.

    Thanks for the stories, they made me feel a lot better.. "spoon" is a classic!!

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    Cold spoon LOL. She coulda been a little nicer, seeing how he was in distress and all .. and given him a nice .. uh, warm fuzzy instead of the ol' cold spoony .

    Glad you're feeling better Gashead .
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    Our school nurse used to use a stainless steel Parker pen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Our school nurse used to use a stainless steel Parker pen.
    She was ex national health service then ?
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