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    I dont know, maybe its me.....

    Got an inquiry for:

    "Am an international recording and performing artist going on a worldwide tour in 2012 want to product live laser show with a multitude of effects."

    OK, great! Awesome! Whats your budget?


    ummmm......$500-$1000. Hmmmm......"International recording artist" going on a "worldwide tour" and you have a $500/$1000 budget for "Professional" Laser effects??

    What goes through peoples minds sometimes?? come on....$500/$1000 is a budget for Food and water in your "green room" at shows. Or a budget for a few blinkie twinky strobe lights.

    Sorry, just had to vent...

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    Send them my way... I'll do a worldwide tour for $1000 a show.... minimum of 100 shows

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    ^^ paid up front
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    Quote Originally Posted by gottaluvlasers View Post
    come on....$500/$1000 is a budget for Food and water in your "green room" at shows.
    $1000 Green room budget? Pffff. Glad I am not on that tour!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by slicklasers View Post
    Send them my way... I'll do a worldwide tour for $1000 a show.... minimum of 100 shows
    A good deal if he supplies all the riggers. Walk in, boot up, twinkle some lazers, take home the band sluts at the end of the night. Oh wait, does this artist have a slut budget?
    This space for rent.

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    I was told by a promoter last month that he never pays more than "£20 per lazorr per night". You can sort of expect this from an 18 year old boy but this guy is well known and respected promoter.

    Try some of these dickhead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    ....Try some of these dickhead.
    Are you crazy Doc?
    It clearly states on that ad "For professional use only."
    The thought of these in untrained hands is just scary !!



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    I was offered £300 for a 4W RGB for a NYE gig (free/squat party) that ran for nearly 24 hours. I declined. The party got busted before it started.
    Unfortunately one of my mates got caught up with it and quite a ot of kit impounded.
    I believe it reached a decent conclusion though.
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    You are using Bonetti's defense against me, ah?

    I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain.

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