If there's one thing I love more than lasers...
So ummm, what are the laser restrictions in the UK??? I think I might move there after reading this:
Bust of British
By JANE HAMILTON
Consumer Editor
The Sun UK
A global study found the best-selling UK bra cup size is a curvy DD while the most common underbra size the measurement around a woman's ribcage is 34 inches.
But while we have the likes of 34D Geri Halliwell, 34DD Holly Willoughby and 34E Kelly Brook, other countries can average only a B cup.
In Germany and Italy that is combined with a 38 inch underbra size, in France it's B and 36 inches and in Japan and China B and 34 inches.
Nutritionist Lowri Turner said: "We might be getting fatter as a nation, but women's cleavages are expanding too. That's a challenge for bra manufacturers but good news for British men."
The Triumph international "Bra Usage and Attitude Study" also found the average British woman's chest and hips are now 4cm (1½ins) bigger than in the 1950s.
If the trend continues, in 50 years our average bra size will be between a whopping F and G cup.
The average woman is almost 2ins (5cm) taller at an average of 5ft 5ins (167cm) and her weight has risen from 9st 11lb to 10st 3lb (62kg to 65kg).
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