F*cking Kyroman... Just watched it live @ Ultra

[LELS]

So I'm watching ASOT 550 w/ Armin and guess who came on stage. 2 Kryoman, each with 1-2W blues on their arms and all over the crowd. I urge everybody to file a complaint immediately with Woody as this guy is not but a POS hazzard that is setting the industry standard with continual practices of illegal laser shows. Live feed if he comes on again in the next hour or two: http://www.youtube.com/umftv

Ps- I didn't think he was stupid enough to really think he could get away with pulling this off at Ultra. The great Kyroman... posterboy for a 6-digit fine IMO

[Picasso]

Hmm I don't think we planned to fight two of them. I think we should regroup.

[dsli_jon]

Repost from the other thread:

Info: http://www.fda.gov/ICECI/CriminalInv...ns/default.htm

Report the Miscreant: http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/script...ci/contact.cfm

Regional Contacts: (..where's he gonna-be next..?)

* OCI headquarters in Rockville, Md.: 240-276-9500; Toll Free: 1-800-551-3989
* Atlanta: 404-253-2317; 1-888-544-9198
* Boston: 781-224-4848
* Chicago: 630-769-5520; 1-800-521-5782
* Dallas, Texas: 1-800-469-3088
* Kansas City, Kan.: 913-236-0800; 1-800-453-7149
* Los Angeles: 949-940-4220; 1-800-453-4034
* Miami: 954-476-5400; 1-800-453-7151
* New Orleans: 985-871-5152; 1-866-663-3343
* New York: 201-547-3851; 1-800-332-4813
* Philadelphia: 610-521-8591
* San Francisco: 510-637-3480; 1-800-786-5241
* San Juan, Puerto Rico: 787-281-4863
* Washington, D.C.: 240-276-9400; 1-800-521-5783

Food for thought: No, if you report the guy / they decide to do-something, this does not mean that, 'great, now, *all* handhelds will be banned / laser shows will become illegal', etc.. The FDA knows the 'difference' between the bozos / hacks / truly unsafe-people / installs / shows, vs all the 'legit' uses for handhelds / laser-shows done-right, etc... Reportedly, he's been 'told' / educated - Clearly, now, the guy needs an 'attitude-adjustment'..

..but like CT. Marc said, if they don't know, they won't act.. IMO, if there was SOME enforcement, there would (in-theory..) be *less* incidents... If even ONE Co. / person got the $300K-snot fined out of them / it was highly-publicized / plastered all-over the news, that should help.. (..at least, in-theory.. ) ...of course, you'll never stop ALL the idiots, and, 'ya can't fix stupid'... but.. ya gotta *try*..

Let's rally to make this guy the 'What *not* to-do posterboy'...

[dnar]

Like most knee-jerk reactions of the 21st Century, a few reported eye injuries would get some attention, even if the injuries are "temporary" yet serious at the time.

I said it before, get a crowd together at one of these shows, cause a mass blindness scare.

Ya know what I'm sayin?

Another method, write to each and every local government on the show schedule, advise your status re laser safety etc. and bring this to their attention before the show. Government just hates an incident occurring when they know before hand of the dangers. They all have twitchy sphincters.

[loopee]

Possible another option would be to get some of the TV current affairs show informed

If the current affairs shows in the US shows are anything like the Australian shows they'd be over it like flys to a turd, especially with all the media around laser pointers.

[dnar]

Flies, turd, yeah. You speak gud Aussie.

Go dressed as pilots!

[dzodzo]

obviously now they plan to burn someone with careless pyro-effects as well... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKQ-5XNXqIU

[mixedgas]

Just call/email the fire marshal of the locality with the venue shown in the picture. Send them a link to the video of the pyro. Watch the legal sparks fly.

No way I'd want to be that close to a gerb going off.

That is another Rhode Island disaster waiting to happen.

Oh wait, its Mallorca... never mind.

I'd be more worried about the pyro then the lasers.

Steve

[dnar]

That's too funny (and sad at the same time). It looks to me like Kyroman is going to be the one to go "poof" and be burnt...

I don't understand why this pathetic sideshow gimmick is so popular. It's boring!

Promoters, producers: put on real laser shows for f*ch sake!!!

[loopee]

obviously now they plan to burn someone with careless pyro-effects as well... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKQ-5XNXqIU

At least he'll have a fire extinguisher handy

What does anyone actually see in this guy to give him all the booking his getting, it has be one of the lamest performances out there (could explain why he's at at guetta performance though)

Maybe the next lem should be at one of his performances and everyone fires back (the one and only time Wicked laser pointers are promoted to be used!)