The bumper sticker thread

[kitatit]

hey guys,

this is a frivolous non laser thread but i just had to share this....

I parked behind this car today and injured myself laughing

If you spot any comical bumper stickers, post them here.

Have fun!
Kit

[ArcDevilz]

You should have left a note on her windshield that said.
"I'm dancing with a huge boner"

[DZ]

We have some quality folks here in the South...

[james]

Hmmmm. Maybe she's just got a bad case of the clap! I think they make ointment for that!

........

Rosters with dark feathers?

James.

[kitatit]

Ha! That's toxic! But fits in so well here.
I'm sure Shaz86 is quiet a wholesome girl who enjoys her salsa classes but she's defiantly leaving things open to interpretation. Don't feel bad, we have our fair share of quality folks too

[dnar]

There is a fad here in Aus to show stick figure stickers on the ready window, depicting your family members. You buy a pack and add to suit, you, wifey and n kids.

I loved the other day when I followed a car with these, but with a twist. The family members were hanging, knives sticking out etc. That guy could attract some unwanted attention... I might grab a few of these sticker packs and use the man and 3 women just for a laugh.

I followed a woman in a 4 wheel drive the other day, see had a bumper sticker that said "If your going to get this close up my arse you could at least pull my hair." hehe

My favorite sticker, "Do not overtake over turning vehicle". And "CAUTION! Vehicle frequently side ways."

[kitatit]

Oh! Yes the stick figure families.

Post pics of your local fad stickers sweeping your town!

[dsli_jon]

..well, not-exactly a 'bumper-sticker', but my recent-fav was a guy that had a super-dusty rear-window - (..you know, the kind where people typically will finger-write 'WASH ME' or 'Joanie Loves Chachie' or some other wise-crack, etc) - Well, this guy had a completely-dusted rear-window on his suv, so he wrote:

"I wish my wife
was this dirty" Lol..

j

[dsli_jon]

We have some quality folks here in the South...

Well, ya know, Dave... black rubber *is* more effective for sealing an erlenmeyer than cork..

j

[mixedgas]

Saw this on the way to work right before the election and decided it was a rightious sticker to have, given our current US Economy...

Was barely able to keep the car straight while laughing...

I didnt like him when he was in, now I wish he was back...

Mind you I'm conservative but a independent voter...


Steve