The First Time The Internet Shocked Me

[TechJunkie]

I can't believe I sucked that mans penis whilst high on crack cocaine whilst we shone 5 watt lasers into kittens eyes !!

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[Laserman532]

hmmmmmmmmm..........................shall I??? ......................or Shan't I???.........................I shall...................... - Facts - its the lounge, its Techjunkie, its funny, its crude, its shocking, SO SERIOUS, its the inter webs, first amendment, censorship, open public forum, only his rep is damaged...I have a penis and occasionally have sex, sometimes alone, I'm a grown man, I can take it, BTDTGTTSASIIAGS, why are you on PL at work, get your ass working, if your boss is looking over your shoulder, tell him to F()ck off and stop looking over your shoulder, if he fires you you...you are better off, your security staff gets an erection occasionally, they probably masterbate while watching you, I HOPE THEY READ THAT, ego, judgement, control, control freaks, controlled slave...stand up or wear chains, your church is sticking your consciousness, freedom & truth in a box, mind control, grow the eff up...

Girley boy and Ketchup Kerry are waving their flaccid penis's at a bear and are about to totally eff every single one of us in the pooper and you guys are whining about this........

I for one am completely APPALLED with this thread! Carry on.... (insert sarcastic smiley face here) Hits "post quick reply" button

Had to edit...because I wanted to add the word LASER to keep the forum on track

[flecom]

so many tight-asses in this thread we should start making some diamonds out of coals, we could be rich!

[soforene]

Why is this thread being bumped?

I am appalled at the lack of moral fibre being shown.

Wouldn't have happened back in my day, I can tell you !!

[TechJunkie]

so many tight-asses in this thread

Dont say "Tight Asses". It makes people nervous around here.

[Eidetic]

What's the preoccupation with asses here? For the record (and at the ripe old age of 57), I prefer asses tight for most practical purposes.

[soforene]

..... I prefer asses tight for most practical purposes.

[TechJunkie]

Yoga pants make me very happy...

[soforene]

I'm sensing another Yoga Pants Fan.

You know, I'm amazed how much personal fitness figures in my life .......

[TechJunkie]

Mmmmmm yoga pants.

The only exercise I get is grabbing a beer from the fridge.