You are PROFESSIONAL!
Can we look video?
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You are PROFESSIONAL!
Can we look video?
Congrats Swami!
I may be breaking some rules here, but I think I have found the secret of Swami's success... I thought about holding this secret for ransom, but then I figured, these darn lasers are expensive enough, why not just come right out and share the secret with everyone...
See... it's that easy!Originally Posted by swamidog
mash mash mash... ooooohhh pretty!
Jr. Woodchuckington Janitor III, Esq.
i've posted my secret many times. here's once more for the record: "mash buttons until pretty light comes out".
suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
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pssssssh. PUH-lease! You could give Swami a rubber-band, a mirror and a laser pointer and the man would still come home with an ILDA award. Swami IS the secret!
If you're the smartest person in the room, then you're in the wrong room.
Jr. Woodchuckington Janitor III, Esq.
challenge accepted!
*twang*
ow my eye!
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sure!You are PROFESSIONAL!
Can we look video?
here's of my shows that won an award:
suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
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" 15 characters"
Last edited by Laser Wizardry; 11-13-2015 at 12:27.
Jr. Woodchuckington Janitor III, Esq.
i gave you three hours of one on one swami style LSX abstract lessons, swore you to secrecy, and this is how you repay me??
they're not really monkeys...
As a very good friend of Swami's, I feel I have the right to call him out when he is not being entirely truthful.
Has anybody seen his moniker of "monkeyhands.com"? that appears as a watermark in his shows and photos? Well thats the real secret to his shows.
Buttons ARE being mashed... But is he the one doing the mashing????
The REAL secret to Swami's success is that he has a basement under his house with a room full of monkeys. Half of the room is mashing buttons in LSX, while the other half have typewriters and are attempting to re-write the complete works of Shakespeare in it's original Klingon language.
Just to keep things interesting of course, every now and then he makes them switch sides, and that is when the real creativity starts.......
suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
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He does live in Arizona.......
Swami are you hording aliens again?
Jr. Woodchuckington Janitor III, Esq.
aliens was new mexico (points to roswell).
i have a sweatshop full of rattlesnakes that i've hot glued tiny thumbs to.
suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
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Doh! (in my best Homer voice)
That's what I get for trying to be funny.
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