Sick or not, why do this at all? It SEEMS dishonest.I see you and buffo have come to some conclusions over pm about who is who by using in my opinion rather poor tactics and I'm doing this as some kind of sick trolling.
I'm no longer going to try to help you figure out a solution to whatever you are trying to do. It is too vague, your budget unknown and despite numerous posts and suggestions, I'm not sure if any progress has been made at all. Good luck.