Listen to the video at the very top! Attempt to sign footballer Dean Saunders for a record transfer amount. Hilarious.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...-story-8755334

To give you an idea, the story features Clough on his knees, digging up Hill's flowers, giving Saunders a signed Stuart Pearce shirt and turning up at the striker's house before he's even got back.