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    Default you might be a laser geek.

    if,on a hot muggy evening,you shut the fan off and close the windows so the haze doesn't escape the living room,you might be a laser geek

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    You allowed to smoke in public places

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    your pack of smokes has this warning label on them, you might just be a laser geek
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    If your girlfriend mistakes laser burns for a birthmark.
    CLICKY!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laser Ben View Post
    If your girlfriend mistakes laser burns for a birthmark.
    yeah,and if your girlfriend knows the difference between a dpss and an ion laser then it's fer sure,you're a geek.

    ahhh,but a geek w/ a girlfriend

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    My missus knows the difference between an argon and a krypton and can also operate a PM25. Handy when you need to get another beer from the bar.

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    If girl strips for you and all you thinking is how to convert her moves into ILDA outline for you next laser show....you for sure a laser geek!

    You make a comments to girls that they have a beautiful outline.

    Or you tell them "Hey girls can a make a raster out of you?"
    Last edited by Dr Laser; 07-23-2007 at 17:05.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QUAZAR View Post
    My missus knows the difference between an argon and a krypton and can also operate a PM25.
    oh man... On behalf of all the single laser geeks out there, I just have to ask:

    DOES SHE HAVE A SISTER?

    My wife is gonna kill me for that, but it was worth it!

    OK, in the vein of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck" jokes, here's my take on it:

    You might be a laser geek if you spend your 21st wedding aniversary working on your laser projector and reading PhotonLexicon.com instead of going out to dinner with your wife.

    And yes, I'm guilty of the above offense! But, and trust me on this one, I got *special advance permission* to do so. (I also had to buy her something...)

    Adam

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    did you buy her a new set of Galvos

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    I think my fiancee considers me a geek

    She's currently wording our forthcoming wedding vows and insisting that lasers are mentioned...

    I think she's just sick of loosing evenings to the evil light making boxes and want's to make a subtle point
    A little bit werrrr, a little bit weyyyyyy, a little bit arrrrgggghhh

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