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    I grew up in a rough area. The other kids used to cover me in cream and put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.
    In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite - Paul Dirac

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    What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave oven?

    A microwave won't brown your meat.
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    My uncle was badly burnt today.

    "Oh sorry, how bad are his burns?"

    Well they dont fuck around at the crematorium.
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    Old school Robin Williams (R.I.P.)

    If you're the smartest person in the room, then you're in the wrong room.

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    Have you guys burnt in your audio cables recently? Apparently it makes a difference to ILDA cables also.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dnar View Post
    Have you guys burnt in your audio cables recently? Apparently it makes a difference to ILDA cables also.
    there's a special place in hell (right between bicycle thieves and people who drown kittens) for audiophile snake oil salesmen.
    suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swamidog View Post
    there's a special place in hell (right between bicycle thieves and people who drown kittens) for audiophile snake oil salesmen.
    But but but.... oxygen depleted gold plated connectors!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by absolom7691 View Post
    But but but.... oxygen depleted gold plated connectors!!!!!!!
    pppbbbbbbbttttttt!!!!!
    suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swamidog View Post
    there's a special place in hell (right between bicycle thieves and people who drown kittens) for audiophile snake oil salesmen.
    Especially this one.

    http://www.enjoythemusic.com/hificri...to_storage.htm
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