I grew up in a rough area. The other kids used to cover me in cream and put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite - Paul Dirac
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave oven?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
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My uncle was badly burnt today.
"Oh sorry, how bad are his burns?"
Well they dont fuck around at the crematorium.
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Old school Robin Williams (R.I.P.)
If you're the smartest person in the room, then you're in the wrong room.
Have you guys burnt in your audio cables recently? Apparently it makes a difference to ILDA cables also.
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suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.