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Dnar, you whats funny is i had my system blasting and i saw the UPS guy from my out door camera, pause, look at the door, put the package at the door with a puzzled look before he left, that was priceless
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In a popular government when the laws have ceased to be executed, as this can come only from the corruption of the republic, the state is already lost. Montesquieu
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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Excellent, what choices do I have?
Wife: Yes or no.
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only if he knew how futile that may have been, and as a plus it's porn!
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Remember Remember The 8th of November, When No One Stood, but Kneel, In Surrender
In a popular government when the laws have ceased to be executed, as this can come only from the corruption of the republic, the state is already lost. Montesquieu
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A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I went there to bet on."
She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he is reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."
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Someone once said that "get fucked" or "fuck you" is really a compliment .. and if you think about it, it is .. reworded, it's saying "get sex" or " make-love you" ..
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Unlike Fuck Off.
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Black holes are created whenever God generates a divide by zero error.
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LOL my former employer, stay far away from Ann Arbor . far far away!!!!
Remember Remember The 8th of November, When No One Stood, but Kneel, In Surrender
In a popular government when the laws have ceased to be executed, as this can come only from the corruption of the republic, the state is already lost. Montesquieu
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