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    I some times think the enigeeries would make a divide by zero to just hide and see me hiss at the equipment. that has a long history, my personal and or spiritual animal is of a dragon, i learned very fast that growling and hissing at equipment does not get me into any trouble where as swearing could have gotten me fired and or set up for further reprimand. Hissing would have gotten odd looks but no effect on my pat, then my boss declared him self as a dragon slayer , on our team meetings i would say that the said dragons where recovering at my house ready to strike once more then at full health.
    It was odd I was Sony's self proclaimed Dragon and Ray Crain as it's self proclaimed dragon slayer. we had a lot of fun battles and learned a lot from each other but as all service orientated jobs, I flew off to greener pastures and Sony closed that service center taking ray with it. as a full blown dragon i finding it humbling to be at the funeral or your main arch nemesis, to be fair for ray an what should make any tech is to put down social crap and get down to the job at hand and here did very well , his name was Raymond Cray and passed away about in the year of our lord of 2010
    The very first time i let lose a Hiss to his face was priceless i wish i had a go-pro for that but i respected him
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    Be Very Careful With E-Bay!!*
    PLEASE BE AWARE AND TAKE NOTE OF eBAY TRADERS
    NOT SELLING AS ADVERTISED.

    I have been scammed.

    I ordered a blow up doll and this is what they sent......*
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    Now that's what you call having a bang.

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    lol.. nice one Dnar .. or I could say nice ones ..

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    The way to a man's heart......

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    Q. What did the digital watch say to the analog watch?

    A. Look! No hands!
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    A guy was telling his buddies that he couldn't go with them on the big fishing trip. The wife wanted him at home all weekend. Bummed that he couldn't go, his buddies reluctantly headed up to the lake. When they got there, they were suprised to see him there. He had the tents set up and all of the camping gear ready to go. Shocked, they asked him how he'd convinced his wife to let him go afterall. He said, "Well, I'd bought her the 50 Shades of Grey book. Later, she went to the 'toy store' and bought a few things. In the bedroom, she took off all her clothes. She had me blindfold her and handcuff her to the bed. Quivering and aroused, she said coyly 'Now that you have me naked and helpless, you can do anything you want.', ...and so, here I am".
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    If I was marketing this product I would name it "Fuck me dead".

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    Remember Remember The 8th of November, When No One Stood, but Kneel, In Surrender
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