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  1. 10-04-2018, 19:24 #1231
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    another reminder of why I was sooo happy when the 90s finally arrived.
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    Saw this slogan on a concrete truck the other day...

    If you don't use concrete, it's your own dumb asphalt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dchammonds View Post
    Saw this slogan on a concrete truck the other day...

    If you don't use concrete, it's your own dumb asphalt!
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    Just on the newz-- a cement truck was stolen== police have some leads but no concrete evidence--
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    A certain fellow was busily trimming his hedges when all of a sudden- MEEEOOOW!!! Horrified, the man realized he had just cut his cat's tail off. The man's wife pleaded that he take the cat to the vet, but the man insisted on taking the cat to Walmart. The wife asked Why on earth would you take our de-tailed cat to Walmart? The man confidently answered, Don't you know that Walmart is the nation's largest re-tailer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hakzaw1 View Post
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    Just on the newz-- a cement truck was stolen== police have some leads but no concrete evidence--
    It's nothing to gravel er grovel about
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    Default Televangelist Titans

    Epic clash of the televangelist titans...

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    I knew I shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque!
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    Wink A little programming humor on the importance of properly implementing a While loop

    Saw this on Reddit this morning and thought it was pretty good!



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    ^ great stuff.

    Reminds me of this

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    - There is no such word as "can't" -
    - 60% of the time it works every time -
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    Default New Excuse

    Bet you haven't heard this one yet...

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