I found a brand new product at the grocery the other day, and it made the following claims:
* Gluten free
* Zero trans fats
* No cholesterol
* No high fructose corn syrup
* Low sodium
And most important of all...
* No quid pro quo!
I found a brand new product at the grocery the other day, and it made the following claims:
* Gluten free
* Zero trans fats
* No cholesterol
* No high fructose corn syrup
* Low sodium
And most important of all...
* No quid pro quo!
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Was it a bottle of Russian salad dressing?
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Aufruf zum Projekt "Müll-freie Meere" - https://reprap.org/forum/list.php?426
Call for the project "garbage-free seas" - https://reprap.org/forum/list.php?425
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Aufruf zum Projekt "Müll-freie Meere" - https://reprap.org/forum/list.php?426
Call for the project "garbage-free seas" - https://reprap.org/forum/list.php?425
Not sure if I did this one already and I'm typing it out by memory but here goes!
Two Whales are near the surface of the water floating there very very bored. They see a boat float above them so one says to the other "let's shoot out of our blow holes on one end of the ship and capsize it just for a laugh!"
They proceed to do so and all hands fall into the water. The two whales submerge while laughing their fins off.
Then the one whale says again to the other "Hey I got another idea. Let's swim back up and eat some of the fishermen that fell into the water, just for a laugh!?" to which the other replies "Look bro I'm all for the occasional blow job but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
that EOD photo reminds me when i was working on an outside electrical service box, as i was at the moment of touching it with a wiggy (voltage meter) my cell phone vibrated with a call, need less to say wiggy and kline tool went over neighbors fence and i had the shakes for hours after that, co workers rolling on the ground begging to stop laughing!
why don't oysters share there perils?
there shellfish!
I called my boss this morning and told him i was sick and could not go to work to day! BOSS" whats wrong that you can't come to work to day?"
I replied "I have anal Glaucoma!"
Boss "anal Glaucoma ?! what the hell is that?
I replied
"I can't see my ass going to work today!"
I was a book Keeper for 10 years.
My local library was not happy about that!
A Physicist, a Biologist, and a Chemist went to see the ocean for the first time.
The Physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the wave. He said he wanted to do some research on fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean, Obviously he was drowned and never returned.
The Biologist said he wanted to do some research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked into the ocean, He too, never returned.
The Chemist waited for a long time for both of them to return then afterwards wrote his observations.
" That Physicists and Biologists are soluble in ocean water"
That's kind-of like the joke about the statistician who looked out of a train window and noted that all of the sheep on this side of the mountain were white on one side. (shortened version).
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LaserBoy is free and runs in Windows, MacOS and Linux (including Raspberry Pi!).
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All software has a learning curve usually proportional to its capabilities and unique features. Pointing with a mouse is in no way easier than tapping a key.