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    Quote Originally Posted by swamidog View Post
    slugs?


    (spock eyebrow)
    (no) "tugs", its a subtle maritime reference.
    do you buy that? (Spencer Tracey grin)
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    Quote Originally Posted by lasermaster1977 View Post
    "Hey, what a nice pair of gams!" (young folk won't get this, Google it)

    "She has two beautiful blue eyes."

    "The two of you make a great couple."

    "What a great pair of (rhymes with mugs)\!"
    Steve Martin said it best:

    SHE HAD THE JUGS

    Yes, she was witty; she was intelligent. She was born of high station. She spoke and walked proudly. She was the kind who displayed nobility, who showed style and class. But above all, she had the jugs. Many people called her by her last name; some closer friends had a confidence with her and shared the intimacy of her first name. But to me, she was always “Lady jugs a-plenty.” It is true. She was clever and she was charming, but above all, she had the jugs.

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    He also said...

    "I believe a woman should be placed high upon a pedestal; high enough so you can look up her dress."
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    Steve Martin - a man of many talents. Here's one of his original compositions that I've always enjoyed:



    Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lFMK3UIa74

    Adam

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffo View Post
    Steve Martin - a man of many talents. Here's one of his original compositions that I've always enjoyed:



    Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lFMK3UIa74

    Adam
    don't overlook the fact that he's performing with the amazing edie brickell from the new bohemians.
    suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by james View Post
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    Best vacation picture ever!

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    The Virginia Mary was originally going to name her son Brian, but when she was at the birth registry office, she stubbed her toe.
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    What happened to the noobs? Apparently this forum needs fresh meat to stay alive.
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