I have this one at work......we use it when we are having "one of those days...
http://www.gifbin.com/982941
I think this is funny
Woman's Remote
Cheers.
A woman askes her husband "If I die, will you find someone else?"
"Probably" answers the husband.
"And will she sleep in our bed?"
"Probably" answers the husband.
"Would you let her drive my Mercedes also?"
"Probably" answers the husband.
"Would you let her use my golf clubs too?"
The husband then makes a fatal mistake....
"No, she is left handed".
This space for rent.
<snicker> AH, at least we could have had some fun with the uncouth version....heh hehWell, I could respond to that question in so many uncouth ways on so many different levels that I think that I'll opt to just say that there are others out there with way bigger lasers than me ..
[although I am packing some heat]
ahem.....now for megaton.........
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I forgot....we would have to add a LASERS button too!! lol!
A man and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
He said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other asshole using my stuff.”
She looked at me and said, "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"