A Joke a day..

**james** · 04-27-2012, 14:29

Here's a bit of biology / human health trivia....

Did you know that if you took every vein and artery out of a man's body, straightened them out and laid them end-to-end .........

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he would die?

James.

**loopee** · 05-10-2012, 05:13

Some great product reviews

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-revi...owViewpoints=1

**laserLips** · 05-10-2012, 05:16

Why did Lucy fall of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms

**dnar** · 05-10-2012, 17:14

A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The wife says to her husband, "For our anniversary this year, you can ask me one question, any question you want to. I will answer it truthfully."

The husband replies, "Okay, this has been bothering me for a long time, but I haven't had the courage to ask before...but I have noticed that all of our eight children look similar to one another except one. I can't figure out how he got to look so different. Did he have a different father than the rest?"

The wife stops. She is unable to look her husband in the eyes. Slowly she replies, "yes. Yes he did have a different father." Her husband was taken aback. "Oh! Okay...I must know. Please tell me. Who was that child's father?" Again she cannot look her husband in the eyes. She is very distressed, and after a long silence she slowly said, "YOU."

**absolom7691** · 05-10-2012, 21:19

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**RGbee** · 05-16-2012, 01:35

I do hate it when my Korean girlfriend gives me those puppy dog eyes.......................the only way I can swallow 'em is if I pretend they are plum tomatoes

**dnar** · 05-16-2012, 17:40

LOL

Originally Posted by RGbee

I do hate it when my Korean girlfriend gives me those puppy dog eyes.......................the only way I can swallow 'em is if I pretend they are plum tomatoes

I like kittens, but I can't eat a whole one.

**steve-o** · 05-17-2012, 17:10

you dont know what's in those hot-dogs .

**RGbee** · 05-17-2012, 23:03

"You won't like me when I'm angry. Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."

The Credible Hulk

**dnar** · 05-27-2012, 02:15

I was given 2 choices when I was born.

A large penis or a very good memory.

I can't remember which I one chose.

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