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    Cool Re: Customer support and engrish

    In the same vein as above...

    Prabhu was a trainee for the Dell customer support center in Mohali, India. This was his final exam:

    Test administrator: "Prabhu, I want you to use the following three words in a sentence: Green, Yellow, Pink."

    Prabhu thinks for a minute, then says: "OK - the phone go 'green green green', I pink it up and say 'Yellow, this is Prabhu, may I help you?'"

    He passed.

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    i cant post anymore from work-- theyve severed the link-- I'll try to continue to post in the evening even tho i dont feel jokeful then...hehehuh..
    all my good ones are at work, and they wont transfer to my home pc in ms outlook for some reason..
    oh well...... I'll try to find some..

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    ROFL!!


    Well guys, I just got back from the doctors and I hate to say it, but I have just been diagnosed with dickdoo disease.

    highlight here for punchline---> Its where my stomach sticks out further than my dick do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DZ View Post
    ROFL!!


    Well guys, I just got back from the doctors and I hate to say it, but I have just been diagnosed with dickdoo disease.

    highlight here for punchline---> Its where my stomach sticks out further than my dick do.

    If you have doo on your dick you should flip her over!!
    "Gravity its not just a good idea its the law"

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    HAR
    I have dunlap disease, thats where my belly's done-lapped over my dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve-o View Post
    I have dunlap disease, thats where my belly's done-lapped over my BELT like a spare tire..."
    There. Fixed that for you. (And yeah, I've got the same disease... What a bummer!)

    Adam

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    hell gettin old aint it

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve-o View Post
    hell gettin old aint it
    Yeah... It sucks the big one. Only saving grace is that one day I'll be old enough to be a pain in the ass for my kids!

    In the mean time, where's my geritol?

    Adam

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    A Duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of bitter and a ham sandwich.
    The barman looks at him and says, 'But you're a duck'.
    'I see your eyes are working', replies the duck.
    'And you talk!' exclaims the barman.
    'I see your ears are working', says the duck, 'Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?'
    'Certainly', says the barman, 'sorry about that, it's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?'
    'I'm working on the building site across the road', explains the duck.
    Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.
    This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.
    The Ringmaster of the circus comes into the pub and the barman says to him,
    'You're with the circus aren't you? I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!'.
    'Sounds marvelous', says the ringmaster, 'get him to give me a call'.
    So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, 'Hey Mr.Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!'
    'Yeah?' says the duck, 'Sounds great, where is it?'
    'At the circus', says the barman.
    'The circus?' the duck enquires.
    'That's right', replies the barman.
    'The circus?' the duck asks again.
    'Yes' says the barman
    'That place with the big tent?' the duck enquires.
    'Yeah' the barman replies.
    'With all the animals?' the duck questioned.
    'Of Course' the barman replies.
    'With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle', asks the duck.
    'That's right!' says the barman.
    The duck looks confused.
    'What the fuck would they want with a plasterer?'
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