A Joke a day..

[mrfloppy]

I took a byte out of a harddrive, and all i got were 8 little bits...

[Jem]

Mud flaps.................

<Groan>... Starting to wish I hadn't asked now

[dnar]

So you don't want to know what is the difference between a duck then?

[Jem]

Thinks... <Don't ask>, <Don't ask>, <Don't ask>, <Don't ask>....

Damn.... Go on then... what is the difference between a <male and a female?> duck???

I just know i'm gonna regret this

[White-Light]

There's a sale on in Tesco on burgers..
Better hurry up as it won't last furlong

I went to a restaurant last night. The waitress said would you like anything on your burger sir? I said £5 each way.

[steve-o]

Ok, what's the difference between a duck ? .. ( I think I've heard thie before butt i don't remember ) ...

[steve-o]

[Bradfo69]

I found it amusing and worth sharing:


"There is something entirely appropriate about holding the State of the Union address on the same day as Mardi Gras. One is a display of wretched excess, when giddy and rowdy participants give in to reckless and irresponsible behavior.







The other is a street festival in New Orleans."

[ClearBlu]

Wife asked me last night
'How many women have you slept with'
'Only you babe,the others kept me up all night'

[dnar]

^^^ ROFL ^^^

Oh thats good!

Does anyone watch the US TV live comedy show "Set List"? Comedians are put on the spot to improvise comedy based on a phrase appearing on the screen behind them. Some really good laughs to be had. The first show I watched, this comedian (I cant remember his name) had the phrase "Suicidal Optimist".

He slowly turned towards the crowd, and you see by the look in his eyes he was thinking "oh shit, what will I say"....

A few moments later he delivered the following line: "My jar of cyanide is half full."

Too funny and very clever!