It might be a fluke, but there is the potential he will be emitted for psychological evaluation.
He kept repeating “I let the magic smoke out”. If he’s not careful he’ll end up in a padded cell.
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It might be a fluke, but there is the potential he will be emitted for psychological evaluation.
He kept repeating “I let the magic smoke out”. If he’s not careful he’ll end up in a padded cell.
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Maybe he will find a PAL while in there OR maybe NOT. Regardless he noticed the gate was very weak. He thought to himself if I wait a bit I may gain the upper hand if I can filter out all of the crosstalk in my head.
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I guess this one can finally be recycled. It seems to have run out of juice. I don't think anyone is amped up enough to continue. I have nearly blown a fuse trying to think of any more input. I would recommend induction into the Hall of Fame for it's lifespan, though. It was a Die-Hard joke, but I don't think we can crank this anymore.
If you're the smartest person in the room, then you're in the wrong room.
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The original joke was a shocker. The offender (Mr Coulomb) is trying to buck the charge, stating it was an impulse action. The judge said he had a measured response and was not phased by the prospect of a prison sentence.
His girlfriend (Ms Poly Phase) has now agreed to act as a conduit for press releases and stated it was bad luck he frequented the club that night as it was normally closed on Tuesday nights. She is unsure Watt will come of him.
The corona report will not be released.
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The arc of this story has certainly sent a jolt through the community. I mean, it's not every day that someone breaks Ohm's law and gets away with it. They have really clamped down, which is a good thing. I noticed the defense has been clever about shunting the jury around the prosecution's evidence.
If you're the smartest person in the room, then you're in the wrong room.
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This joke is a continuous flow that is draining me....
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Blah blah, 15 characters
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Unit Conversion (Advanced)
This is scientific stuff!
52 cards = 1 decacards
4 nickels = 2 paradigms
10 rations = 1 decoration
100 rations = 1 C-ration
365.25 days = 1 unicycle
1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
2 monograms = 1 diagram
1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
Half of a large intestine = 1 semi-colon
1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microScope
2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 rod serling
Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
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Moving on......
Did you know if you chop a horse in two and then bang the two halves together it sounds just like someone riding a coconut.
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite - Paul Dirac
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While shopping online the other day I found a nice looking horse so I clicked "Add to Cart".
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