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    I went around Rick Astley's today to borrow some DVD's. He said I could have anything out of his Pixar collection, but he was never going to give me 'Up'.
    In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite - Paul Dirac

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    I see someone reads reddit... (Was on the front page yesterday)

    Adam

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    6 packs --

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    This space for rent.

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    The Mrs and I went to an Indian restaurant last night. We had the C.S Lewis set meal - it's like the regular set meal, only naanier.

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    DP!

    EDL are telling all prisoners not to eat the spicy Portuguese chicken offered at the weekends, as they're convinced it's unlabelled halal.

    Sounds like a con's piri piri theory to me!......
    In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite - Paul Dirac

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    Default Driver shortage

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    Lol... You have waaaaay too much time on your hands
    Quote: "There is a theory which states that if ever, for any reason, anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.”... Douglas Adams 1952 - 2001

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    Nope. A 5 minute job thanks to this http://downfall.jfedor.org/
    This space for rent.

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    Freakin' hilarious Dnar .. lolll!

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