A Joke a day..

[dnar]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some funny ass stuff here-- I see thsi in the OP 'a joke a day keeps the doctor away-- very true IMO

and it brought to mind something I saw on the news recently''

DR SANJAY KJOOPTA- has changed mind view on medical cannibus-- so I wrote this one.

"makes sense to me-- you know what they say,.... 'A Sanjay a day keeps the Doctor away' "

I also wrote this one..

When in college , to make extra money I did many clinical drug trials..

I ended up becoming addicted to placebo... once tried to buy some from a street drug dealer... with Monopoly Money -- he had to pretend to beat me up...
This got so bad I had to do 90 days in a fake re-hab place just to get clean.

hak

[Pockels]

My wife caught me in bed with an optical illusion. I said "it's not what it looks like!"

[absolom7691]

Hillary was cleaning under Bill's side of the bed one day and she noticed a beat up shoebox under there that she had never seen before. She pulled it out and heard some contents in the box shift around so she knew it wasn't a pair of shoes. She wanted to open it but she didn't want to betray his trust. She put it back, unopened.

The shoebox was on her mind all day. Finally, her curiosity got the better of her and she went in and opened the box. Inside, she found 5 empty beer bottles and $1035.23. Upon seeing this, she was even more confused and full of questions. She closed the box up and waited for Bill to get home.

They were preparing for bed and before he turned off the light, she asked him. "Bill, please don't be mad at me but I looked in the shoebox under the bed. What is the deal?"
He responded, "You know, you have been a good wife and you were honest enough to tell me that you looked into my private property. I suppose I should be honest now and tell you. Everytime I was unfaithful to you, I would drink a beer and keep the bottle as a reminder of my infidelity and a vow to try not to do it again."

A hot flash of anger shot through her and a second later, it was gone. She said, "You know, we have been through a lot. You, being the president and all. I suppose 5 times isn't all that bad, given how many women have thrown themselves at you over the years. Thank you for being honest and telling me." She turned off the light.

A few seconds later she asked, "What was the $1035.23 for?"

"Well, each time the box would get full of bottles, I would take them in for recycling. Good night, dear."

[dnar]

Hehe

Husband says to wife "how come you never let me know when you have an orgasm?"

Wife: "because your never here when I have one...."

[Jem]

A Photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies "No I'm travelling light"

[steve-o]

Ahh, photonic humor. Lol. "Travelling light" - pretty clever Jem

[Jem]

Ahh, photonic humor. Lol. "Travelling light" - pretty clever Jem

Lol, wish I could take the credit Steve, but alas 'twas not me. I saw it as I was browsing

[Jem]

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

...Get in the car

[Jem]

and here's one for the smart folks

Erwin Schrödinger is driving down the road when he gets pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up to the window and says, "Sir, I'd like you to open your trunk for me." The cop goes to the trunk then returns. "Sir, did you know you have a dead hooker in your trunk?" Schrödinger says, "Well, I do now!"

[White-Light]

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.