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    I'll raise you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dnar View Post
    I'll raise you.
    That's what I was looking for when I found the clip above.. Glad you found it !!


    Last edited by steve-o; 11-21-2013 at 17:53.

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    They did a Star Wars medley also....
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    Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

    Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

    Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over..

    New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

    This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
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    I am no Apple fan so I naturally loved this. This was sent to me by one of my Apple loving friends who enjoyed it as well.

    If you're the smartest person in the room, then you're in the wrong room.

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    Great little story

    They say on their page not to take it too seriously but I think the issue of remote obsolescence is an important one. It's one of the biggest scams out there

    Keith

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galvonaut View Post
    Great little story

    They say on their page not to take it too seriously but I think the issue of remote obsolescence is an important one. It's one of the biggest scams out there

    Keith
    Yes, phones have stopped being about function and are now more about fashion. Apple is not the only culprit on the point either.
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    Geez...did I kill this thread?


    Why do lions lick they're arsses after they eat???
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    To get the taste of n***** out of they're mouths.

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    Last edited by TechJunkie; 11-28-2013 at 03:54.
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.” ― Bernard M. Baruch

    "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    ― Benjamin Franklin; stairwell plaque in the Statue of Liberty

    "And so shines a good deed in a weary world." - Willy Wonka

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